Misadventures&masquerades &a whole load of Pirates

I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space—were it not that I have bad dreams. I'm a pirate for life a darn proud! I live for Harry Potter and Glee. I'm 18 and I'm English... I'm also a little bit of a grammar Nazi. THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
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